Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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