i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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