Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
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