WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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