let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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