You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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