Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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