So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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