Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry cheergirl84096 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(989): View more from Michigan

if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK

Fav 2 932 1004
share tweet
(919): View more from North Carolina

I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.

Fav 32 3843 761
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(301): View more from Maryland

it's like iHOP with fire

Fav 20 4260 1073
share tweet
(214): View more from Texas

We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.

Fav 6 1214 3148
share tweet
(401): View more from Rhode Island

The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn

Fav 5 2859 1460
share tweet
(918): View more from Oklahoma

Whatever you gave me is making me lactate

Fav 8 1030 3125
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(512): View more from Texas

you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday

Fav 2 2628 890
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(914): View more from New York

I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.

(216): View more from Ohio

Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.

Fav 2 904 790
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(317): View more from Indiana

Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up

(317): View more from Indiana

Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!

Fav 0 123 6
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT