everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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