after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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