1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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