is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I wish you could order shots online.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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