He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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