why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
