I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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