I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
home. puking in laundry basket.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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