Why are handjobs necessary in class?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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