ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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