somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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