Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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