exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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