1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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