Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
His nipple licking is glorious
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