So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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