my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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