Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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