I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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