I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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