i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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