We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
How's work?
Spinning.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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