we made out on top of his cat.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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