His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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