At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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