you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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