Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Barsexuality is the new black.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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