You're completely useless in the revolution.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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