The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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