I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I'm bleeding and have questions
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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