He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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