before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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