i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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