So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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