I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
These tits shall not be calmed
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
