I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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