so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Randomize
