Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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