my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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