the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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