On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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