U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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