I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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