She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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