i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
try to milk me bitch
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